03/29/2023

Had another dream

It was a "family gathering"-slash-convention but included the Lost characters, dreamcatcher, and a cousin who was some kind of centaur and child actor (he was like 15 now).

Started out i was making a webpage for centaur cousin and then he came down to the basement(?) where i was working to hang out, and we somehow made a mess of the room and ourselves because there was mud on the ground and some plants that made like turquoise mud. But then we found some weird puddles of dark blue mud we weren't sure where it came from but thought maybe it was from one of the weird roots in the ground.

Then a bunch of ppl came downstairs as we were about to get ready to go upstairs for the actual dinner and Kate got mad because we were both covered in mud and she's like "you're 27 years old you shouldn't be doing childish things like this, now you're both a mess" but I'm like ... Bruh chill it's just weird mud we can wash it off easily

But I mentioned the dark blue mud and she's like "wait...show me" so we showed her and she was concerned and tried to figure out where it was coming from, turns out it was leaking from the ceiling. Who knows from where, but

Anyway me and cousin got cleaned up and went upstairs with everyone to dinner, we had a bunch of tables, chairs, and couches arranged so eeeeeveryone could sit and the place was chock-full lol. Sayid made boneless ribs (?) And I tried them and they were SO good, next time I saw him in the kitchen I like bowed (jokingly, but still dramatic lol) on the floor

And then we were all eating etc etc and then kinda were just hanging out in this weird dining room/convention lobby, drinking and talking and stuff, and I went to go check on dreamcatcher cause they had to excuse themselves for a few mins to talk to their manager about something but before I could really get to them I basically got tackled by these 2 guys and another one there, they were all recording somehow on these weird laptops/phones and it was scary ;; but then Sua saw, got up and started beating the shit out of them and they ran off, we chased them and snapped their electronics in half

We all went back to eating and stuff for a while (unfortunately I can't remember any actual conversation but it happened), and then everyone kinda dispersed to go to bed/hang out in smaller groups/etc, in what was now some huge kinda rickety-looking cabin with lots of rooms and floors and several balcony walkway things, it was kind on a lake or something

I was walking along one of the balconies at night and I got tackled again by one of the guys from earlier and I managed to get up and tried opening doors to get away/get help but in the 3 rooms i tried there was a guy in each with one of the weird-hypnotic-screen devices just staring into them stock-still, and as I was gonna go into the next one the guy tackled me again and was like STOP, I JUST WANNA TALK and he like. held my face to this weird shiny plate with rainbow-swirly powder paint stuff and made me inhale it (a la cocaine) and went on about how he knows I'm like struggling with life etc and "wouldn't you want to do what you can to make it more bearable?" Etc etc and then he finally let me up and was like "join us, and we can help. Also, you don't have a choice since you've already seen us. So come with us tomorrow night or all your friends here will get it." And then he just leaves with all those guys in those rooms

So naturally I'm stressed and spooked and all that and I go to my room avoiding eye contact with anyone and try to sleep and the next day i try to act normal and that evening someone asks me and Sawyer to take some stuff to some other part of the cabin lodge whatever, so we do and I desperately am trying to still act normal but he is giving me a look cause he knows something's up but he asks and I just shrug, we put the stuff up and sit on the porch for a while but then go inside or whatever, I tell everyone goodnight as usual but then I go outside to the lower balcony where the guys grab me and start walking me away, but Sawyer and Sayid come out with guns, so I'm like NO STOP ITS FINE IM JUST HANGING OUT and for some reason they believe me (i think they know I wouldn't forgive them if I was telling the truth and they shot my friends lol)

so next thing I know I wake up in this big ring/pit thing with like hay and dirt on the floor and people all around watching/cheering and there are also other people in the ring, all in some kind of costume (i think i have a nice wig and cute outfit so like...i guess there's an upside) but then I get the shit kicked out of me and very quickly realize this is a pit fight lol. I move out of the way and try to stay to the walls, mostly just stepping away whenever someone came toward me

so then they take me back to some weird like settlement place eith one building thats like a big dorm and they take me in there, and theres a LOT of people around and they all generally look ...too content. So they put me in this dorm with 3 girls and tell me to wait, and they leave. And then my step-step-aunt comes in and she starts laying down all these rules like... No leaving the dorm room without permission, do all your worksheets when you're told.. SOOO many rules ... And once she leaves I'm like "....this is a cult." And the 3 girls are like NO this is a new way of life. You just don't know yet. And then we all go to bed (the dorm is literally just a room with 4 shitty beds).

And the next day step-step-aunt comes in and gives us worksheets and it tells us to draw like 3 dresses and I am like "i don't understand what the point of this is" and she gives me some bs explanation but I can tell that I'm on thin ice so I draw it anyway and she takes the sheets and leaves. Then later that night we go out into the yard behind the dorm building and we're each given a puppy and like a mini-computer or TV and we have to teach the puppy how to use it. It's made apparent that it's important we make progress. But my puppy started to be able to connect to the Internet on his computer after a few days and I got reprimanded for that real bad. She made me go into this dim room with a tablet with one of those trippy screens and I was to stare at it until the next morning. She had another guy stand in there with me to make sure I didn't just look away or close my eyes so I wound up getting a bit hypnotized, so the next day I just kind of .... Went along with stuff, which was apparently satisfactory.

At some point a while later, SuA had heard Sayid and Sawyer talking about the guys they saw me with and she flew off the handle bc she recognized them from the day before when she beat them up. So she decided that the dreamcatcher members were gonna voluntarily get taken by the cult to infiltrate it and save me (and everyone else).

So a bit forward in time again, I'm just going thru the motions and then I look out my dorm door and down the hallway I see all the DC members being led to dorms and that kinda snaps me out of it and I'm like. Oh shit.

So we start teaching our puppies to use the Internet (secretly) in hopes of communicating with the rest of our people back home (cabin) but we don't really get any response... Eventually we all break out and on our way back we keep trying to communicate with everyone but any phone calls we make everyone sounds like super super dazed...

So we find everyone... and realized our escape was too easy, because step-step-aunt and her helpers had somehow got everyone moved into some big indoor pool with factory equipment, where the water flow was like the conveyor belt. Idk what was happening really, but somehow nobody could swim. Like they were all just sitting on boogie boards floating but they were like "nooooo i can't swim. I just like to sit here, you should join us!"

And me and DC are like fuck. They got them.

So naturally we start trying to free everyone and fighting people to get them freed but my hits do literally nothing, and it turns out part of my time in swirly screen room did that to me, like took away any force I could use so I manage to just pull some people along, and centaur cousin comes out of nowhere and helps, starts giving people rides away from the factory, and shit starts getting real dangerous, lots of hardcore fighting (DC are kicking ass lol), guns, etc. Eventually I get Sayid, Sawyer, and Jack (Lost Jack lol) all restrained together and manage to get them to snap out of it, and they're able to get some guns and really making some headway. But right as I'm about to go toward where I see Jin and Hurley I get snatched again and they threaten to kill me if they don't put their guns down. So Sawyer, Sayid, and Jack start lowering their guns, but i then I hear a slurch(?) sound and feel a sharp pain in my shoulder, and there's a huge knife sticking out of the guy's chest. Turns out Jiu (DC) saw the opportunity to kill him while only minorly injuring me and ran him through with a backstab!! She got me away and as we're running we hear this big CRACK-- Kate had slammed a big rock into step-step-aunt's head, and she fell. Sayid shot her just to be safe, and everyone just kind of stopped fighting, including all the cult people

We kind of clean up and head back to the cabin, but we're like "oh shit" cause dreamcatcher are late for their next tour stop, so we're like !! YOU CAN USE THE HELICOPTER!!

So they all get ready and before they get on the chopper I get to give them each a big hug and they say they'll come back soon

Walt (the kid in Lost) tells them the bearings to fly at and we watch them go

Then we all go inside and I sit with Sayid, Sawyer, and centaur cousin, eating some leftover ribs and Sawyer's like "if you ever... Go off with a cult just because they threaten the rest of us... I swear to god I'll kill you"

And Sayid laughs but also he agrees with the general sentiment

And then my alarm went off

03/19/2023

I had a dream i was a vampire of some sort and a bunch of shit happened but then I was at Lyricsl's house and hiding and some vampire hunters broke in and i was trying to hide from lyric and Owen and the hunters but then lyrics mom found me and i woke up as we were seeing if she would turn me in or not.

This is the latter half of the same dream where i was with the Lost gang and we were wound up making a bar & grill + arcade togethet

More happened before/after but too hard to explain

. . .

I had somehow been a vampire but didn't have my powers until I caught this flying person and killed them (like some kind of...aspect?). So i was just on my way to get some supplies to make lasagna and daiquiris for the Lost crew and Tony Hawk at the barcade, but on the way there i saw the aspect person and killed them but people saw me do that so i had to grab their remnants and fly away to some rooftop and do the ritual ... Then i went to the store and sadly buy the lasagna supplies before going back to lyrics house to hide

03/16/2023

God i swear Lost is giving me some bonkers-ass dreams but like... Contained bonkers-ness...? They're wild but they have semblance of plot...

Like ... Today... Instead of being stuck on an island we (me, the Lost characters, and some other people) were stuck in this little house, kind of like a dorm/mini-fortress, though I'm not sure what we were initially hiding from... But it had kind of s "garage" that was actually just on water rather than ground, for our people to take boats to go hunting/fishing etc i guess...

But then one night some of our people came back like...in flashes and tried to drag me onto the boat, but i grabbed a board and smack them before running inside and locking the door...

Turns out anyone who went out there at night were taken to ...somewhere (much like how The Others would take people in early Lost) and a lot of times it'd be our own people coming back to drag us away

There was...so much more to this dream but i can't form enough to really explain but MAN once again I wish i could upload it

03/13/2023

Man i wish i could like. Upload my dreams in video form or something to show you because I had one that involved being in like. Some fantasy town and finding a little booth listing daggers for sale but you had to go to ... basically Walmart to look at the actual knives. So we (who is we? Not sure) went there and I the daggers each came in a box. The one I picked up... Was hilarious. I couldn't even tell what it actually did, but the art on the box had like wolves and bears on it. The description on the back didn't help and then I finally found on the side of the box where it was trying to describe the properties... But ... It just said like

"Stab with L1"

"Etten?
dont"

"Betten? dont"

And i THINK that was meant to say "eaten" and "bitten" but

Still i don't know what that means

But the way it looked on the package was hilarious and i wish i could visually show it

Had big bootleg vibes

03/06/2023

had a dream i was playing a d&d character who usually took the form of like ... a sash/belt thing but could change to a humanoid demon-angel thing to fight

He was like a bodyguard to whoever was wearing him

I think he could also be like a small dragon

02/01/2023

I woke up, clocked in, and meant to lay back down for another half hour but i slept like a fucking log and had The weirdest dream . I don't know what was going on but Eddie Furlong was there, as was Paris from Gilmore Girls, and most of the Arrested Development cast... I think there was a college... And there was some Andrew Tate incel dudebro group but all of the members were like ... Ex-drag queens and ... one member of SHINee (a kpop group) was there and he was taking those little wax candy bottles and putting the juice(?) in bottles of soda water to make flavored soda...

In the library...

there is like a graduation thing and something happened to Paris' dress so I offer her a sash even though it says something irrelevant and kinda funny probably and she's like "it's better than having this big hole in my dress", so she goes to give her speech , and the Bluth family are all in the front row laughing and chicken-noising at her because her sash says "most thoughtful granddaughter"

John Lithgow was there as the Grinch (like Jim Carrey's Grinch in costume and everything) and he was monologuing... Then some kind of apocalypse happened but Eddie said it was from a movie and because we were at this point in time (199X) it was real (because the movie was ABOUT this) (it was doing that thing from uhhhh inception? where the whole ...land? is folding?) Anyway we were running somehow to try and get to safety?? and my laptop got busted, we ran past some phone display things where the phones are tied to the holder thing like in stores, and someone went to look at them and got hooked so they weren't able to run anymore... We literally said "OH NO, T-MOBILE GOT HER"

Them Eugene from the Try Guys was asking one of the incel dudes some interview questions while running and I'm like EUGENE PLEASE JUST RUN

Then somehow present day again and everything seems to be the same, my laptop is literally separated at the hinges but somehow still works, Eddie Furlong is my best friend

It cuts to a meeting at the big incel mansion and the guy who was interviewed is accused of being gay (which seemed really stupid considering they were all former drag queens)

Anyway I ask my sister how many Try Guys there are and she says 4, (there are irl currently 3 but I assume this point in time is just before that) and I'm like "phew", but then she shows me a pic of them on the TV, and it's all the Try Guys except Eugene, and in his place is tHE INCEL LEADER GUY and I'm like NOOOOOOOOOO

I've never felt so weird upon waking up

01/26/2023

Just remembered part of the dream I had lol. I was stuck in some multi-story thrift store because there was some big storm outside so I was just walking around looking for anything interesting, scouring the books for Animorphs volumes to try and rebuild my collection, etc etc

But then I found ... a set...NEW IN BOX?... of animorphs DDR mats????

Which my only guess was that they were to be used to play that PS1 game

I posted a picture here to express how bonkers it was but then I lost my phone and the power went out, so I went into the staff break room (aka a creepy attic type place lit with candles) and everyone there had their phones on the table, but they were all like flipphones and sliders and I think the employees were giving me dirty looks in a "you're not supposed to be here" kind of way that went beyond simply the fact I was not an employee??

I found my phone but it was kind of broken and been tampered with, and I grabbed (stole) the DDR mats and just left the store to try and go home LOL

01/02/2023

I don't remember anything concrete about the dream i had but right before i woke up i held up a... Huge spherical fruit or vegetable and was like "oh my god, is this a grapefruit?? it's ginormous !" And the lady who was there with the cart said something along the lines of "no you idiot it's a squash"

well I'm SORRY lady i didn't know squashes came in PERFECTLY SPHERICAL

12/11/2022

I had dream i had to go back and start school back at 6th grade

I knew something was not right but i kept trying to make it make sense or ask someone but my only answers/conclusions told me it was right

Also the school was doing LOTR as the musical for that semester

Tried to convince this guy to try out for the role of that brown haired elf who in this universe apparently was "basically a cat"

12/10/2022

I had a dream that there was some big giant sea monster (it was kind of a squid but way bigger and way freakier) that had like...some kind of big building inside it in a way? And it would grab people from waaaaay far away and pull them in, and keep them captured for decades and decades in some kind of cult, mostly forcing them to just read and read and take notes and read some more.

Up on land somehow, some guy is attacking me? miskaro? (AN:my d&d character, a rogue) With a sword through the screen door to the house, so he jumps past the guy and goes into the water to get away... But then gets grabbed by some very long skinny tendril and pulled, into the big sea creature and becomes held hostage.

Somehow the rest of the party hears this and they manage a plan to save Miskaro and everyone else who's been held there, which they do, and Miskaro is happy, but then the party is doing another kind of ritual spell he knows nothing about but becomes apparent that Bexel is going to the sea creature (sending his spirit there somehow) again to directly face the lady(?) who is the spirit that controls the monster. Miskaro freaks out and gets himself re-captured to try and save him but all he finds is Bexel in a casket.

But somehow Bexel managed to get the big sea creature to like...stab itself in the brain, so it starts dying, but the whole castle inside starts deteriorating. So Miskaro is trying to find a way out and also find Bexel, but all he finds is a white dog barking at him. So he's got no choice but to grab the dog and swim up to the surface. But up there he finds the rest of the party on a raft, trying to be inconspicuous and calling him over so they can get him away and go home. They get home and miskaro is distraught because he wasn't able to save bexel but nobody else seems to be upset LOL . Turns out somehow he had tricked the spirit lady into making 4 copies of him (???) a cyan, magenta, yellow, and black copy (like a printer...) and that he was actually residing in the puppy Miskaro had found (and had actually led him out of the monster) so they got Bexel's spirit back in his body and all is good.

Then we go to the movie theater and we're meant to be watching a movie of what happened but it seems to be very poorly made and we're like "none of that happened... This is wrong" lol

Then, in the movie, there was a debate on whether or not the movie was supposed to include image source links on-screen

Then I woke up.

12/01/2022

I had a dream that i was trying to figure out who in The Good Place were my parents... I was pretty sure it was Janet (who was being called "Jenju" for some reason) but by the time I woke up I was having second thoughts

Also Chidi and Eleanor had broken up and he got together with "Jenju" ???

11/03/2022

I had a dream that i kept buying animorphs books i found at stores but they were all like...huge lol like ... There was a hardcover Visser that was like 2 feet x 3 feet and like 4 inches thick

10/29/2022

I JDUT TEMEMBERED THE DREAM I HAD IM CRYING JFJSJFJSJFK

I WAS LIKE... SOME XMEN AGENT TYPE PERSON AND ME AND MY SUPERIOR(?) WERE SABOTAGING SOME KIND OF FACILITY (sorta like Watchpoint Gibraltar in overwatch) AND WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE WHEN SOME GUARDS CAME SO I HID

i managed to evade the guards but then MAGNETO and someone else came along and found me and are like WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE U DOING HERE so they took me back to their base or whatever and started questioning me

And they asked me who my superior was

And

I had to fucking tell them

"Kanye West"

10/12/2022

I had a dream that Wesker was basically rapturing (evilly) the world but we defeated him because Mario (who'd gotten taken and was apparently made to cook for Wesker) was poisoning him to make him weak, he got too weak to stay merged with this other-dimensional being he was using to take people, so he came down to do shit himself, and because he was weak i was able to just cut him in half

10/09/2022

I just remembered the dream i had last night. my mom divorced her husband and married whoopi goldberg. for some reason that seemed totally plausible

09/14/2022

I had a dream that Austin (AN: my friend) drove me to a church where i was supposed to be playing chess (really late at night for some reason) and before we got out of the car he was like "when we get in there, make sure nobody tries to play you for money"

We went in and nobody was playing chess but there was food, and then i woke up

Thank god cause irl i don't really know how to play chess anymore and idk if dream-me would remember either lol

09/11/2022

I had a dream that i was going to college and moving into the dorms and??? Somehow i only had 1 roommate but also 3 more? Confusing dream simultaneous truths i guess lol but one of these roommates had a pet possum so we had gone to pick it up (on the way we stopped in a bank and i had Year 3000 stuck in my head so i was kinda singing it but then everyone in the bank started singing along so...that happened

So after we got the possum we were on our way back and we stopped at QuikTrip and while we were in the parking lot somehow the possum escaped and got into a fight with a gopher and they both looked insane but i managed to grab the possum away and get it to the car. We figured there could be rabies involved so we went to go get the shots but i woke up

So i woke up vaguely worried i might have rabies

09/07/2022

tried to take a nap, it didn't feel like i actually slept at all ...but...i had a dream that there was news that Guillermo del Toro was gonna direct a Sk8 the Infinity movie…

08/29/2022

(AN: message to my best friend (Dante))

I had a dream last night (or maybe when i napped i forget) where these guys came to my house and were like supposed to be remodeling it or whatever but i don't think they were really doing anything but tearing shit up LOL they were super sketchy and one of them like wouldn't leave and kept sleeping in the house or in his car in the driveway

But i had security cameras apparently and these guys had a friend who didn't really approve of whatever they were doing but he would come in, dressed as jiraiya with a beer in his hand and would try to do flips and cartwheels in one of the torn-out rooms and i was so frustrated bc for some reason i couldn't get the file i recorded of him doing that to where i could send it to you LOL

08/25/2022

Apparently dreaming during short naps is due to sleep deprivation 👍

Otherwise i have no fucking idea but it's a double edged sword bc this morning i woke up from a dream where somehow i found like a brothel run as a hostage situation and my dumb ass tried to go in and stop it and save people but the guy threatened to shoot me (why didn't he just do it LOL) so i left but i stole a big bundle of walkie-talkies and ran away on foot bc i knew they'd find my car if i drove it (?) so i found a tent where Frasier's dad was doing some extra police work and i told him about it and he's like WE HAVE TO TELL YHE COPS and I'm like WE CANT TELL THE COPS THESE GUYS ARE BRUTAL and then the walkie-talkies started buzzing and i tried to throw them out into a ditch full of water but for some reason they wouldn't leave my hands for a moment and i panicked and just ran into the ditch myself jfjsjfj i somehow got to put them down so i dragged Frasier's dad along and ran away and i assume they exploded

I was trying to come up with a plan and i was like trying to gather guns but i was too panicked and scared shitless and Frasier's dad just kept suggesting to tell the cops but ofc I'm like NOOOO

so eventually i went back with guns and stuff to the place and i managed to get a couple people out to run away but then i got caught and basically put in the safe room armory thing like they keep that guy they captured in Lost I FINALLY woke myself up though somehow cause i was legit scared LOL

08/25/2022

I had a dream while i was taking a nap like half an hour ago but i couldn't remember what happened but somehow it Just came back to me kgjsjfks i was at some ??? place??? I assume it was some kind of cosplay gathering but it was outside and just kind of like city-wide? And all the cosplays were just really casual (also I'm unclear if it was cosplay or if they were all supposed to actually Be the characters)

But there was also some kind of game/competition sorta like tag ?? I don't know what the point of it was or anything but i kept tagging(?) a Shiva 'cosplayer' and he was clearly getting agitated about it (maybe he wasn't playing) and so the next time i walked by him he was getting (playfully) pulled into a big stream-type pool and "baptized" (or if there might be a Hindu equivalent it was that), but he was trying to get me so he was mad and the people "baptizing" him were laughing, so i laughed too and kept walking lol

But later when I came back around again i was gonna try and avoid him but he made eye contact with me and started chasing me so I ran, sort of, bc he was mostly just walking fast (but he's tall as heck so he was still quick) I stopped at some kind of drive thru window knowing he wouldn't accost me right in front of people like that, so i ordered something (wasn't sure what) and he stopped right next to me in line and i was so stressed But i told him "you know, you're my favorite god in smite" and he was like "really" and clearly didn't Totally believe me, but he stopped trying to get me LOL

But then we moved to the next window and i was given a big bucket of fish and Shiva was like "is that what you ordered" and i had no idea but i didn't wanna look like a dumbass in front of him so i said "yes it is" And then i went home(?) and somehow used or sold the fish to pay for student loans for someone (i don't know who, but it wasn't me)

07/17/2022

I had a dream where i was getting ready to go to a concert with my same friend i went to dreamcatcher's with... And SuA from dreamcatcher?? I'm not sure if we were going to a dreamcatcher concert or an Everglow one bc both names were said lol

But it was my job (again lol) to find the place for us to stay and somewhere to eat so i found this little hotel run by a really nice older lady, apparently i stayed there last time i was in town and there were even some of the same people?? But i couldn't get ahold of my friend so i was calling them for like 2 hours and i missed dinner and i was getting super annoyed and stressed (idk where SuA is at at this point lol) but they finally message me with a link to where they're staying so i go to check out but i lost my key so it takes me forever to find it. I finally check out and get ti the place my friend booked and it's like... A rave house ir something. People are drinking and doing drugs and in one corner Drew Carey and Mimi (from the Drew Carey Show) are at a table cause they just got married

And somehow the whole party just disappears and we finally have someplace to sit. Then my friend decides we should go eat somewhere so we go to a ramen place.

The next day we're killing time til the concert and we're walking along on the sidewalk and we catch these weird musicians who are supposed to just all be terrible but they're somehow making it work

They're all across the street from a weird tiny apartment building and a bunch of celebrities go inside and apparently the celebrities are some kind of secret agents and they're going in to make sure the weird people living in the apartments aren't dangerous

And then i think i woke up

Weirdly even now i still have like. A lingering feeling of anxiety about like "ah heck i have covid, i shouldn't be going to a concert lest i give it to someone, or get it all over again" lol

Also I'm still 0 for...many as far as concert dreams go. I never actually get to see the concert start :( Also still feeling lingering annoyance at my friend for just fuckin off somewhere and not helping me or answering their phone lol

07/12/2022

Had a dream that was technically some kind of convention

But

I found myself in a room where buck-tick was jamming 😭 and so i was sitting there with Mr atsushi sakurai while he sang but there was like a tablet on/near all the instruments/mics that had the lyrics on them and i accidentally tapped it and made it go to some other screen and so i was frantically trying to get it put back

But meanwhile the band's makeup artist was trying to do my makeup ... It was weirdly stressful

Like i couldn't even enjoy the fact the makeup artist was basically fulfilling my dream by turning me into a mini version of the guy bc i was so worried about the stupid tablet as if they don't know the lyrics to their own songs

07/08/2022

i had a really cool movie-esque dream that included characters i got attached to and stuff and even had a ship of the 2 main ones

But like

All i really remember was one of them had an arm made out of like this magic dark blue crystal and it's where he got most of his powers from but also really kinda fucked him up

Idk what it was or anything but something to do with a flavor of mountain dew

06/27/2022

I had a dream last night that somehow there was a party at a house across the street and my coworker was there and someone made a Huge joint and i smoked it (incorrectly bc it was too big lol) and idk what happened but then i got a reply from my boss saying "Luka please don't inhale too much weed"

Turns out my coworker had taken my phone and sent him some nonsense message

But at the same time i was like paranoid bc i guess Yeerks (alien brain slugs from animorphs) were here and i was trying to hide ??

Somehow that was relevant but i just remember it all happening at the same time lol

The joint was huge though it was like burrito size but instead of the ...?? Little clumps of weed?? It was leaves. Just like a solid tube of leaves wrapped around each other

I think it's bc irl i was gonna buy CBD for the concert but i haven't done it yet LOL but i was like "wow i should take this with me on the trip"

06/19/2022

The only thing i really remember about the dream I had was Mike Rinder (former spokesperson of scientology) took me to Vintage Stock and i was looking for Touken Ranbu figurines lol. The Leah Remini came in to buy Bloodborne 2(?) and while she talked to the cashier she was like "hi bjork I'm buying Bloodborne 2" and then someone came in and said to the cashier "hey did you know you look like Bjork??"

And i can't tell if it was really bjork or not

(I've been watching Leah Remini's docuseries while i work lately lol)

06/16/2022

Had a nightmare that basically gave me a twofer bc there were somehow 2 scary things after me (to put it briefly), but also i had a horsey whose mane i had dyed pink and would lay on the floor and let me snuggle it

It got "solved" in the dumbest of ways compared to how scared i was LOL it's like my own brain wasn't taking me seriously

Also i know apparently you can't read in your dreams but i got a note written in blood that took up a whole piece of paper but clearly i could read "HANK HILL" written. Not as a signature, so it wasn't like it was FROM him (i knew who it was from) but just... Mentioned somehow in a meaningful way jfjdkfjdj

06/15/2022

I wish i could remember more from my dream last night but i have no idea what was really going on specifically... I know there were vampires and murder and a gay breakup plotline in there and at some point i opened my wallet and was like "fuck i only have one Canadian dollar"

06/14/2022

I had a dream that i was there for like the launching of a universal studios theme park and it was apparently so exciting but ?? Idk if i woke up or what bc i didn't actually get to see it lol Then I'm somehow visiting Queeny(AN: my friend who lives in Germany) except she lives in some old castle and her and her dad are doing some play in like old-timey German so i am sitting at the table with her mom, watching them act out the play when i haven't the slightest clue what's being said

And then ?? I'm in a room that somehow i know to be a puzzle type room in a d&d session where there's q box with 3 numbers on top and i have to push the numbers in the right order, but i do it wrong and Shane Madej shows up and stabs me, and then when i leave the room Ryan(AN: my friend and DM of one of my campaigns) (our Ryan, who is the DM, of course) basically tells me now that Shane is my warlock patron and i have to use the knife he stabbed me with

But then I'm in some apartment with the members of Dreamcatcher and we're playing dead by daylight ... But then i have to go to the bathroom and so i do, but apparently the toilet is like just on the other side of a half-wall in the living room so I'm just... Watching them play dbd from the toilet LOL

And then i woke up

06/12/2022

I had a dream that somehow mostly took place on a submarine? But there were a few other parts where i was in a grocery store ? And at some point i remember sliding a tray of chips and salsa down the aisle for some joke apparently that i thought was hilarious bc i did it more than once lol

And then back on the submarine i was like... Stuck in a locker which was underwater? Which somehow wasn't concerning . But a tiny shark swam in through the vent and bit the shit out of my hand so i tried to yell about it (apparently i was in jail ?) and the guards were like "I'm not falling for that" bc apparently sometime in the past the same thing happened except the person who got bit used it to escape somehow?? So i just wrapped my hand and wandered back to...main area?? (I have no idea wtf is going on w the setting here) and I'm like just drinking a blue Monster and then Jonah from superstore is there and he's like "haha does this flavor make you insanely angry?" And I'm like ....no?

And he's like "whenever i drink this i just get so mad, i wanna punch things and break stuff, and i wear tattered clothes and stuff" and I'm like "haha you're like a barbarian in D&D, you drink this and you rage" and he just nods but i don't think he knows what I'm talking about and so I'm like "what do you call him?" (Referring to his angry alter ego) and he's like "Animal Jonah" and then i just laugh at him. And then somehow i find out that when he drinks the blakc Monster he goes super emo and wears black and gray and then i woke up. Kinda wish i could have seen the rest of the monster effects lol

06/05/2022

i had a dream last night that i was my overwatch oc and i fought sigma and he obliterated me. but like he was using fire and other powers he doesn't even have wtf

05/29/2022

I had such a weird dream(s) that i slept thru my alarms

I do not know how to explain it except that Austin and Ryan(AN: my friends) worked at some school that was like going corrupt and so they and all the teachers quit

Jerry Seinfeld and Jennifer Coolidge we're there

*were

There were little weird lizard pig armadillo things with spikes

And i kept getting lost in the school

The whole thing was weirdly intense but I'm not sure what was going on or why i was even there

Unrelated to what was going on there but also assumedly somewhere in the same dream i was at someones house eating some kind of version of a burrito they made and there was something yummy called "tax" ... Idk what it was though LOL my awake brain says it might've just been really fine strips of chorizo

But there I also decided "i really need to learn how to make fried rice"

04/30/2022

I had a dream where i was trying to go to both the DC concert in a couple months AND a buck-tick concert where all the dates were like happening right about now, and i had like a meltdown trying to tell my stepmom and the meltdown continued when i realized i didn't need to ask her permission bc I'm 26 years old lol

So i manage to get tickets to the St Louis date and take an Amtrak there, and i get to the concert finally and they're checking people in and setting up, and i guess instead of just playing music before the concert actually started they just played some 'visit st louis' commercials

And apparently in this dream universe St Louis was known for some festival involving fairy rings (the mushroom circles??) And someone said "just think of this as st louis' Mardi gras"

And then from the other side of the audience someone yells "YOU HEAR THAT? THEYRE TRYING TO COMPARE THIS TO MARDI GRAS" and i look over and Ryan(AN: my friend, who lives in Mississippi) is there but in like a sequiny suit and mask

So i was like "YEAH, AND??" And the crowd was like OOOOOOHHH BURNNNN

And then i was in the fRONT ROW and bc i had a VIP pass they were asking me questions about like "do you use narcotics" but because a) i wasn't sure if Adderall is a narcotic or not and b) they made you SPELL everything you said and i kept forgetting to do that, the person taking this info was like "yeah ok I'll have to come back to you later" and pulled me off to the side away from the stage

Long story short i am pretty sure my streak of "concerts i attended in dreams that actually started" is still 0 for 0 and I'm upset bc i had caught a glimpse of Atsushi sakurai while he was doing sound check and his hair was long again

04/25/2022

Had a dream today where i was stuck in a school with Laszlo and Nadja from WWDITS and Nadja was pregnant somehow and while we were waiting for ??? vampire birth ?? we were watching different movies that i was like "it's kind of fitting, y'know, for birth?" and one of the movies was TERMINATOR and i was like "well the terminator shows up in the future and he's naked, y'know, like a baby"

And at some point Nadja had to leave the classroom (maybe to go have the baby idk) and it took hours and me and lazslo we're so bored and we wound up "bonding" being stuck there, in part by him digging a long fingernail into my nose... No idea why exactly, i just know it kinda hurt lol i think maybe he was trying to remove some parasite idk, but it made me lightheaded and he was like "ah shit"

And then i woke up LOL

04/24/2022

I had such a weird series of dreams which i guess kinda ran into one another but

It started out as like... Zombie (?) and having to kill them ? So i found guns and rebuilt some swords cause all o had so far was like an exacto knife lol

Honestly I'm confused about what happened next but somehow i got a job at some place where Dreamcatcher would be performing and like... It was just supposed to be a pawn shop when i got the job so idk wtf was going on lol. But i did that and i worked during the show and then afterwards i tried to go out to my car but i couldn't find it in the parking lot... So i kinda just wandered around for a while... And the pawn shop basically turned into a Walmart/Cloud 9 from Superstore?? And superstore characters were there along with dreamcatcher members and there was this weird abandoned creepy tower thing in the middle of the parking lot that people kept going in and out of ... And then ... Somehow ?? People started doing magic and there were like different schools of magic that all called different levels of spells a different set of names??? Anyway Glenn from superstore cast a spell accidentally and made a bunch of fruit HUGE like house sized and i guess that was an issue lol... And then there was some big storm and Oli London was there (i don't wanna explain who that is but you can Google if you want lol) and they were like "i don't run away from anything" so they just stood there in the parking lot

I'm not sure what happened then but there was some rescue efforts involved inside the store but one guy was being a dick so we just left him in the basement lol

I really wish i could just like download the dream bc it was kinda hilarious but i can't even properly explain it LOL

04/06/2022

I had dream that i went to high school again (i think technically it may have been a college but it looked like high school. Not my high school but an even bigger one somehow. Anyway i went to use the bathroom and for some godforsaken reason it was in the cafeteria and the stall walls were basically pointless bc they were only like 2 feet tall.

So not a dream, but a nightmare

It seemed like it was on purpose

Like there was a lounge/seating area right next to it and there was a teacher sitting there laughing 💀

03/30/2022

Today's dream started out me being in St Louis somehow, and then winding up at some very very tiny shop in the middle of nowhere in a desert in Germany, where there was some kind of "anime fest" even tho this building was like half the size of my apartment lol... They were playing anime themes on the TV to sing along with and they played the Digimon frontier Japanese theme and i was singing along cause the song is dope but for some reason in this "TV edit" version of the song they cut out the chorus??? And i was so confused like WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!!! THATS THE BEST PART OF THE SONG!!!

And then somehow i got on a train i guess and eventually wound up at an actual anime convention for a while but i had to use the bathroom so I went to the bathroom but the way the stalls were set up was like a maze, and the bathroom itself was all super run-down and kinda creepy... and then i found a pool (?) of mostly blood and wound up having to fight/shoot some kind of monster people in the water (every time one of them came up out of the water i would hear the part in the trailer for the movie where the announcer(?) says the title, "THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA"

At some point i ran back to the convention and while i know there was other stuff that happened interspersed and afterwards i don't rly know what it was lol

03/24/2022

i had a dream that i was in a movie with daniel radcliffe and weird al and we were basically pirates in space... We broke onto a spaceship and stole some space chimps and we somehow got back to our own getaway ship and a guy from a kpop group was our getaway driver

03/22/2022

Had a really weird dream that involved me wandering half-naked around a hospital waiting for whenever it was time to go to top surgery lol. But also there was the death trot party and they were at what looked like a big lost & found box putting together costumes from the stuff LOL i decided (and was somehow able to??) i was gonna cosplay su'ki since there was a wig for some reason in that box. So i did that and wandered around some more, and then i watched a vlog of my friend who lives in NYC and they were staying at some weird rundown facility for some competition, and they were like "this is how the contestants shower" and then walked into a room that was basically a car wash, with water and soap spraying all directions and the weird brush thingies jfjsjfjd i remember thinking "this has to be a hoax right...?? Ah but mars (my friend) would never lie to me..." 💀💀💀

03/13/2022

I gave up saying this earlier bc i didn't (and still don't) really know how to explain it LOL but i had a dream where like....it started out as me randomly being pulled in to a super fancy modern house for a surprise party for this girl who was planning to propose to her girlfriend, so me and a bunch of strangers waited in the dark while the girlfriend walked in and the proposal happened etc and i guess everyone was like SURPRIIIISE (??) and then it was just a party, complete with a full bar in the living room

Later, for some reason, this one person was bartending and doing well, but another person was like "why am I so much worse at bartending than you" and the original bartender was like "you just gotta really enjoy it, the fact people are coming to your bar for a drink, and take pride in it" etc etc, so they were like "here, give it a try"

and so at some point i sat down and got a drink and this guy comes up to the bar like "I'll bet you a free drink if i can call exactly when the zodiac will change" as in, when it would go from Taurus to Gemini (which ...i assume is midnight but)

And the bartender was like "sure, I'll take you up on that" and then the guy basically just started to walk away. But i was like "wHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, YOU CANT JUST DO THAT FOR A FREE DRINK AND THEN LEAVE WITHOUT ACTUALLY CALLING IT" and he was just like "well I'm gonna call it when it happens" and i said "NO YOU CANT DO THAT" and i tried to take his drink away (i was apparently very tipsy already lol) "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHEN GEMINI SEASON STARTS AND HOW EXACTLY IM GONNA RUIN MY LIFE" and then he like pulled me off the barstool and in my mind i basically tried to fight him and everyone else, but bc it was a dream i was simultaneously watching me and i just. Hugged everyone one by one

I never figured out how i was apparently gonna ruin my life or when the zodiac was gonna change LOL

It still barely makes any sense but i can see it way too clearly in my head so I'm still thinking about it LOL

01/13/2022

I had a dream that i got too crazy on new years eve, blacked out, and then somehow went to jail for a month

I have no idea what i even did but i woke up legitimately super stressed about it i can't even find it funny

12/21/2021

(AN: in a message to my D&D group)

I had a dream that we all were at a college together-- like i don't think we went to this college bc it seemed unfamiliar to us but for some reason we were all there. But we were spread out and we had some kind of comm devices so we'd be talking via that

The part i remember most was when we were trying to figure out lunch... Like we started out in like the "school lunch" line and Ryan, Austin and Lyric got word of "$5 mini crepes!!!!" so they left the line to go get those lol. I was gonna get something from this lunch line but i didn't see anything i wanted so i went to look for some other place to get it... I think me watching Derry Girls affected this bc i wound up getting stuck in a church type service before i managed to leave there

I found a Chick-fil-A (my college irl had one lol) but i was like eh that's a last resort, so i kept looking and found s QUIKTRIP on campus except ... Everything seemed to not work properly... I tried to get ice in a cup andthe machine just seemed to let out all the ice it had at once LOL and the nachos i was trying to get somehow didn't stay on the tray lol. I went to grab a bottled soda before i checked out but when I came back i couldn't find my tray of food

So i finally found those of you who'd gone outside to get the crepes but it seemed that was a scam bc nobody had crepes

Long story short i think we all skipped the rest of the school day (?) and went to McDonald's lol

11/17/2021

I had a dream with a lot of weird shit i don't remember fully enough to explain but i Do remember going to a very small very crowded ramen restaurant where instead of like...idk waiting in line by number to be seated, the numbers were versions of Windows

I tried to get to the back of the line but got stuck in windows 95 and I'm like "well, i guess i was born into it"

09/09/2021

Dang,, do you ever have a dream that makes you think like "i would watch a movie of this" ??

I had what felt like a very long dream that SHOULDNT have been all connected but they definitely were... The longer i think about it the more i remember too LOL

Like we (i don't know who "we" is but i just assume a group of characters idk) were trying to get these circular items in order to do something and prevent them being used for evil, yadda yadda, and we got most of them, so we sent a couple people to go ...idk, put them where they belong?? While the rest of us went up against this vampire guy... We were all scared of him but were still doing our best (literally nothing was happening but us standing and talking and hoping he wouldn't do anything with the circle thing) but because i am a dumbass awake and asleep i went up to him and tried to attack him... Of course it didn't work and he just like ... Went to swing at me but instead of hitting me he just dug one of his claws into my neck and we learned that biting was not the only way for him to turn someone into a vampire...

So that was fun! But, somehow, simultaneously? I think? There was a giant grocery store and there was some kind of hierarchy between the employees and we were the lowest tier, I'm not sure what exactly we were supposed to do bc the cleaning staff was above us, but the whole rest of the store just tried to make life hell for us lol.. so at some point we were ordered(?) to get this purple spinach for a customer but we were not allowed to go to the section of the store that had the purple spinach, so we were like What Do We Do... Several people on the crew decided to break the rules and steal the purple spinach one leaf at a time from passing carts so nobody would notice... I knew that being caught stealing would be worse than not coming up with the spinach so i decided to just say fuck it and walk around the store... They had some booths that were basically akin to like the deli counter and bakery, but one of them had this big muscley guy like... Somehow skinning some big giant fruit/vegetable by throwing oranges and similar fruits at it and chipping away at it... I was very impressed and confused

Anyway somehow i don't remember the outcome of the Dire Grocery Store Situation (maybe it was a flashback...?) bc then i was trying to cope with my new vampirism which, apparently, manifested as like an energy-draining disorienting condition for a couple months after turning, so naturally i was sitting on a bench outside a gas station at night when someone approached me like "are you ok???" and somehow we became friends (some kind of vampire happening i guess) but i think this person was somehow also in the group i was in fighting the vampire in the first place... ?? Anyway he got me back to my house which was completely empty except for a dining table (no chairs) and a TV and basically made sure i didnt die over the course of the Vampire Fatigue or whatever...

Then by the time I was better it was time for a battle of the bands held at a local high school (unclear if we are adults or high school age) and I was not able to play in the band (which was the same group again) but i wanted to watch this guy and the rest of my group play... But because i wasn't in the band at this point i had to go to a classroom and wait for them to announce tickets, and when i went through the hallway to get my tickets, these 2 characters from degrassi were the ones handing them out.

So i get to the gym where the show is being held and i meet up with the band/my group and hug the guy who's been living with me and i guess the lead singer/group leader also hugged him and was like "hey, this is my boyfriend" and i was like HUH??? bc i guess i thought he was my boyfriend and then they started playing their music and I ended up going on a destructive vampire rage and destroying the drum set and decorations and stuff and the group had to like... Fight me til i was unconscious

And then i woke up. I can still remember what these characters looked like LOL i wanna draw them but i might forget by the time I get off work :(

07/29/2021

I had another dream last night but all i remember is that i was cutting a zucchini and it was like. Foaming and bubbling and kinda turning brown so i googled "how to know if a zucchini has gone bad" as if that was normal

(Somewhat reflective of the other day when i was cutting zucchini irl and wondering if they were good or not)

07/25/2021

I had a dream that i got some kind of vampire the masquerade nendoroid figure

And then someone (my cousin in this dream, apparently) stole it

And i was SO mad that when I woke up a) i was angry b) i thought maybe i had messaged someone angrily, bc the whole thing felt so real even tho both of us were literally vampires and my "bed" was on a rock underground

I still feel mad about it bc that fucker wouldn't give it back and acted like i was the bad guy bc i didn't want him to keep it

We were legit fighting about it too

Like physical fighting hshfhdj

In retrospect it seems kinda dumb cause it was just a little figure but also wHY EXPECT ME TO JUST BE OK WITH U STEALING IT

One time he gave me back the box but of course it was empty

As if that would make me not mad anymore

06/07/2021

I slept like a brick and just woke up, I had a dream that i looked outside and a young breckin Meyer was releasing a giant cobra in front of our yard, and there was a big crocodile walking around etc etc. The whole time i kept trying to call animal control but something always interrupted me

06/03/2021

I had a dream where the lead singer of buck-tick (again) was a vampire and he had a challenge to see who between me and a few other people could "kill" him and i won after a while of fighting him, i finally stabbed him with a plank of wood (?) But really i think he let me win lol

Then later i left and me and some guy went to this former-themed-mcdonalds-turned-nightclub and we found a bunch of McDonald's stuff from the 80s and also someone was bobbing for apples…

Later i came home and Atsushi Sakurai (the lead singer/vampire) came by my house (which i have never seen this house lol) and delivered the prizes for beating him which was a wig (that was meant to look like his hair) and some band merch etc. And i was like thanks!!!! Oh my god !!! And he was like "you're welcome! Please don't ask me for money." And i was like HUH?

And he went back to the tour van, and one of the guitarists came up to the door and asked to use the bathroom so i showed him where it was, but my stepmom's cousin and her grandkids were in there just bringing things in and out and i was like hELLOOOO THERES A GUEST HERE WHO NEEDS TO PEE

And then i woke up. I don't remember if he ever got to go to the bathroom lol

04/26/2021

I had a dream that james mcavoy was secretly a serial killer and he had kidnapped me and made me watch him ...serially kill, and afterwards i was paranoid and thought he might come back to kill me, so nakeyjakey, the youtuber, came to my house (i had a super nice apartment wtf) and like upgraded my locks and put alarms on my doors and stuff and was gonna help me like ...idk, beat james mcavoy somehow LOL

The weirdest thing was i never like ... questioned the weirdness of any of this and it seemed logical in my mind until a little while after j woke up LOL I'm like ....what the fuck

04/18/2021

Bruh i just woke up from a dream

My stepmom and i were like moving back with my grandparents and we put most of our stuff in a trailer nearby and

Fucking gob was one of my uncles (nobody else from AD was there) and it was like sweet ok but then come to find out he set part of the trailer on fire so i like screamed at him and a few days later he did it again and i yelled at him again but then i basically got in trouble bc nobody else seemed to care that he committed arson on us lol so i ran away

I was like sobbing tho gob was my favorite uncle and hOW THE FUCK COULD HE DO THJS AND EHY DOES NOBODY ELSE CARE

03/01/2021

first i was in some city with DC and i was dancing with them but i was super self conscious and afraid everyone was judging me so i left lol

eventually went to like a college campus and i found a higekiri cosplay but it was night time and rainy and

on our (me and who? idk) way to some old couple's house i kept slipping and falling BACKWARDS and getting the back of my cosplay all muddy :( eventually we got to the house but i left again and kept falling... eventually i passed out or something

bc i woke up and myu!genji bros were there and they were like "come with us!!" so i did and it was great and then like ... idk they had to go to work or something so i walked around and eventually found "a men's shelter, a women's shelter, and a nonbinary shelter"

and i guess i went in the women's shelter for some reason but eminem was there and he gave me some weirdly good and heartfelt advice idk ???

and then the genji bros came to pick me up and they had a GIANT bag of lucky charms. like as big as me.

and then we left and i was like ??? what are yall doing with that much lucky charms and they're like "it's just fun"

but they left me at their place and i found out they were using the lucky charms to make some kind of juice

that was like a drug?? and i dont know what exactly but it looked like they were doing very bad things (??? whatever htat means) and i called them and was like "ummm you guys can you please explain what is happening" but they got mad and took me to like

their "club" of professional cosplayers (bc i guess they weren't Myu in this dream) and i'm like ??? yall i just need ane xplanation and htey're like "how dare you try to accuse us of something" and im like "guys pls i love u i just wanna know the truth"

(at one point i had to fill out a form and i was like "are you guys (the 'actors'/'cosplayers') brothers irl?" and they laughed and were like "duh, stupid" and i was like well ok then :(

later higekiri's actor took me to some SUPER fancy store and made me sit in a waiting room

and it was so fancy i was uncomfortable but it was like a dining room and a lady offered me tea and i think at some point while i was there i woke up lol

I wish I had any sense of why eminem was there. Or why literally anything happened at all LOL

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